Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Pic of the Day



via ByronCrawford.com

Like Mike I want to be like Mike (minus the part about giving $150 million to his ex-wife)

Thursday, April 19, 2007

We interrupt this Blog...

to bring you this special report on The power of the Penis (no homo)



No comments...shout out to Mr Kamoji for posting this lol

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Today's thought




Someone today asked me how I was doing. Wanting to be honest with this person I responded with, "I feel like a broke whore where Revenue Canada is the pimp and today just happens to be Friday!"

Get it?

"Friday night ain't a damn thing funny/Bitch betta have my money"

Here's another video to convey the idea of how a pimp feels with respect to his money and your (the debtee) excuses.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Only in America!



"A woman in Florida has sued her employers for developing carpal tunnel syndrome – also known as repetitive motion injury – in both hands. She got it from too much masturbating."

Find out more:

SUING FOR TOO MUCH SEX [Scribd]

Yo go girl!

Ps:. For those wondering, yes I did hear about the shooting in Virginia, I just chose to not post anything about it simply because I don't have anything intelligent say except maybe quote some Taalam Acey:

"...So I force myself to live and leave my death up to God, cause as long as I do what I can with what I've been given when I'm gone I will have done my job"

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Jason Whitlock About Imus...Right On!



In case you missed it, here is the column they're referring to in the video:
Imus isn’t the real bad guy [Kansas City Star]

I agree:
  • Black folks (and I mean every single one of us) need to re-evaluate who our friends and enemies are by starting with the man in the mirror.
  • Modern day "black leadership" (not just the Africans Americans) is out of touch with the struggle (When it comes to the Boondocks Mr. Al Sharpton, STFU!)
  • Add this to the reason why BET sucks! (regardless whether you think they are not part of the problem, they are definitely not part of the solution)
  • And to Mr. Imus, sorry for your luck, if it makes you feel better I was also once fired for doing something everyone else in my industry did but just so happen to piss off that one guy (long story).

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

When did Nigger Brown become a colour?



Here's an article in the Toronto Sun about how the lady in the picture found this tag attached to her new couch (actually her daughter found it so read up for the details)

This story kind of reminds me of this time when I was getting my car washed in San Jose California. The way the car wash worked is that you hand over your keys to the cleaner who then gives you a little sale slip that you use to pay for the car wash and redeem your car. When this Mexican (yes this is an important detail you'll know why in a bit) car wash cleaner handed me my slip I saw two things on it: the word "Negro" and my license plate number (I'm sure there were other details but that's all I noticed at the time). Right at the point where I remembered there was a crow bar in the trunk of my car I might be able to crack his skull with (yes I had issues), I also remembered how car at the time was black and "negro" was Spanish for the word black. Slowly a cool head prevailed and realized dude wasn't trying to say, "this nigger's (negro) license plate number is..."

So what's the point I'm trying to make here? None really both situations make laugh but I hope this chick gets her money back (for bad quality control) and keeps her nigger brown couch.

Friday, April 6, 2007

Today's cool link



Don't mind the pic it's just a place holder. The link to check out is this:

http://yugop.com/ver3/stuff/03/fla.html

Mind you after a minute (give or take) when you realise the pattern, today link is just iight.